An Open Letter To....

.... The Bumbling Genius. Mr. Genius, if you and Fieldlily ever want to see your beloved shovel again, you must obey the following instructions:

1. DO NOT contact the authorities.

2. On Saturday morning make coffee and send a text message (to you know who) when finished.

3. When shovel arrives; provide a cup of coffee (or 2), creamer and one (1) maple long john acquired from your neighborhood QT to the deliverer of said shovel.

4. Failure to meet these demands could result in.....

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5 Response to "An Open Letter To...."

  1. Kathy says:
    September 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    "Maple" my day!!! ; ]

  2. Dan says:
    September 16, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    You're just doing this to hurt our President because he needs it for his "shovel-ready" jobs, you shovel-napper.

    Oh well. Expect your demands to be met. I'll do it for the country. :(

  3. Mary Lee says:
    September 17, 2009 at 5:07 AM

    you have made the right choice

  4. Kathy says:
    September 17, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Danny has to work Saturday (sure! He's just scared of the shovel!, but here's hoping you'll still come and enjoy the Maple Long Johns and coffee.

  5. Steve says:
    October 14, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    Must be a 'union' shovel.

    It's pretty rusty and doesn't look as if it's been used in years.